Total Medals Earned: 35 (From 9 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,055 Points
Medals Earned: 13/13 (435/435 points)
you tried to start a race riot
you tried to get AIDS
you drowned in your own urine
you touched bear poo a bunch of times
you talked to bb10
you were deported
you defeated the bear
you crossed the border
you crossed the border with a sombrero
you found olskoo
aye caramba amigo
you became president of the united states while wearing a sombrero
you became president of the united states
Medals Earned: 6/13 (60/155 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (150/360 points)
10000 clicks.
You wield that keyboard like a pianist.
Think of this medal when you press that K button.
Prisoner of war turned hero.
Now THAT'S what I call dedication
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Steal Steak Clock's booty.
Kill the author of this game.
Attempt to blow Strawberry Clock down.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (110/110 points)
i am not surprised
billiardball10clock has a surprise
plant flag on mountian
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/15 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Went right.
Get a game over.
Use the B power for the first time.
Defeated ki1o.
Bought every item in the Clock Mart
Medals Earned: 5/9 (135/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!